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20% off photo and holiday greeting cards with code cheer26 (ends 11/24)

20% off photo and holiday greeting cards with code cheer26 (ends 11/24)

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Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Greeting Card

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Greeting Card

$ 6.00

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Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Greeting Card

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Greeting Card

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Greeting Card

$ 6.00

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What forms of payment are accepted?

We gladly accept cash, debit and credit
Credit cards incur a 3% fee to partially offset processing expenses
All transactions incur 1% community reinvestment that supports the Short North Arts District
Receipts can be sent to email or phone but not printed

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Are any items final sale?

paper (card stock, envelopes, posters/maps and frame kits, gift wrap)
fountain pens*
ink (bottled, refill, cartridges, etc.)
pencils with used erasers
typewriters*
antiques
personalized products (stationery, custom wax seals, embossers, self-inking stamps, etc.).

*While we won’t take these items back, we may be able to service them for you, whether they were purchased from us or not. On Paper reserves the right to deny refund(s) or exchange requests if the product is deemed used or opened.

What is the return policy?

Many items may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase with the sales receipt or credit card information used to make the purchase. Items must be in working condition and unopened in their original packaging to qualify for a refund.

Where can I park?

Park in one of the participating garages in the Short North Arts District and pay only $1 for the first two hours between 9:00pm to 5:00pm.

Participating Garages:

The Castle: 965 N. High St
The Joseph: 53 W Russell St
Lincoln at Pearl: 40 E Lincoln St (one block from the shop)

More details on where parking is available: Short North parking + transit

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743 N. High Street
Columbus, Ohio 43215
(614) 424-6617
info@ONPAPER.COM

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11:00 am – 6:00 pm Tuesday – Saturday

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